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Standing before the students in his ECON 101 class, the professor announced, “As this is an economics course, I’d like to conduct an economics experiment. First, I will try to simulate communism with the grading system. All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade.” After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. The students who studied hard filed a complaint to the dean, but the dean was off fundraising with some prominent alumni, and never got back to them about the complaint, which was pr

I can move, but cannot touch I can see, but cannot feel I can hear, but cannot speak I have thoughts, I cannot say I am hungry, but cannot eat I am thirsty, but cannot drink I am weary, but cannot rest I am lonely, but cannot love I am eternal, but not alive I have shape, but not substance I pass through things, they pass through me And the world is as frail and unreal to me as I am to it

I would create a new color with which to paint you New scales and modes just to sing to you I would invent a new language just to speak of you With the loveliest of characters to write of you I would propound a philosophy to study you And reveal a religion just to worship you I would found a new nation to be ruled by you And create a new world to be home to you And in all of it, I say, only this is true That each thing that exists is but a metaphor for you

When I was just a little lad I had allergies real bad But I jacked some tablets from my dad And, well, I never knew just what I had Get it real cheap, at 3 cents apiece So stroll on over to your OTC Just pop that little bluish pill Oh, yeah, the D-P-HCL Benadryl, Benadryl What would I do without Benadryl? Benadryl, Benadryl What would I do without Benadryl? One day in a glass of lemonade I dropped a Target brand sleep aid So come on now, cut the shit Just give Benadryl a hit I don't believe that I have seen A better antihistamine Oh I wish that I could scream The praise of Diphenhydramine Benadryl, Benadryl Where would I